Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose – Dr. Seuss
Hot coffee and cold winter morning are two of the best soulmates who ever did find each other.
Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow – Don Herold
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god woman, eat a salad.
5 FUNNY QUOTATIONS
- I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
- When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.
- Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
- Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Hope you will be relax after reading these above Funny Quotes and Saying Images.
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